Anyone know Chuck Norris (see here)? He has really epic jokes XD. The jokes makes him into an extraordinary being XD. The jokes also makes him can do anything which a normal being can't do XD.
Here some Chuck Norris facts:
- Chuck Norris is able to count to infinity. Twice.
- Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. now they're just called "The Islands"
- Chuck Norris can eat a fork with soup. With no limbs whatsoever.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- When Chuck Norris showers he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.
(source: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
For more, you can see them here:
Chuck Norris Facts
Hope Chuck Norris doesn't come here or he will really roundhouse-kick me =)).
And... read at your own risk XD.
Here some Chuck Norris facts:
- Chuck Norris is able to count to infinity. Twice.
- Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. now they're just called "The Islands"
- Chuck Norris can eat a fork with soup. With no limbs whatsoever.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- When Chuck Norris showers he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.
(source: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
For more, you can see them here:
Chuck Norris Facts
Hope Chuck Norris doesn't come here or he will really roundhouse-kick me =)).
And... read at your own risk XD.
LOL Chuck's jokes...
ReplyDeleteI like it!!
here's mine, and maybe not there yet;
If zombies bite Chuck Norris, he won't be zombie; zombies become Chuck Norris
@ryan:
ReplyDeleteLol, that is funny =))
You should submit it to that site. Who knows your Chuck Norris's joke will be quoted a lot XD.
jadi inget dulu =))
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris is the Boogey man to the Boogey man, wait let me rephrase that. Chuck Norris is the Boogey Man to everybody.