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Monday, May 16, 2011

Chuck Norris Facts

          Anyone know Chuck Norris (see here)? He has really epic jokes XD. The jokes makes him into an extraordinary being XD. The jokes also makes him can do anything which a normal being can't do XD.

Here some Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris is able to count to infinity. Twice.
Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. now they're just called "The Islands"
Chuck Norris can eat a fork with soup. With no limbs whatsoever.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris showers he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.
(source: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com)

For more, you can see them here:
Chuck Norris Facts

Hope Chuck Norris doesn't come here or he will really roundhouse-kick me =)).
And... read at your own risk XD.

3 comments:

  1. LOL Chuck's jokes...
    I like it!!

    here's mine, and maybe not there yet;
    If zombies bite Chuck Norris, he won't be zombie; zombies become Chuck Norris

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  2. @ryan:

    Lol, that is funny =))
    You should submit it to that site. Who knows your Chuck Norris's joke will be quoted a lot XD.

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  3. jadi inget dulu =))

    Chuck Norris is the Boogey man to the Boogey man, wait let me rephrase that. Chuck Norris is the Boogey Man to everybody.

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